Hit Report

Just to keep everyone up to speed, gossipwise, I shall post reports on hits, gains and losses. Last night saw some reportworthy movements.

There was a bit of trouble between two Family members. The Mysterious Mole leaned on The Cleaner to support a bit of action she was involved in. The Cleaner took offence and recruited the assistance of a Moll. This has confused The Godfather a little. He has asked me to find out why a Moll was recruited, rather than a Gunslinger or Goon. He will be asking questions.

Murderous Moll put on her best frock and went to see the hit. Unknown to Murderous Mysterious has a guard dog. This mutt has been trained in protection tactics and used them to delay and disable the HitMoll. Mysterious is still a useful part of the Family, so its damn lucky the mutt did his thing.

Murderous Moll reported back to The Cleaner. Nothing needing moving that evening.

Now, you know how it is. You get one hit, you get forty-seven. Murderous was right in the mood for a successful termination and who should she happen upon but Strong Arm, just waiting for an opportunity to prove his loyalty to The Family. Murderous offered him an opportunity to come along with her and do just that. This being his first hit, she no doubt carried her favourate blade with her (it's usually in her knickerleg, if ya should need to know). He was up for his first blood and full fledged membership of the Family.

Murderous and Strong Arm tracked down @boringgit in the back alley behind The Gentleman's Club. Strong Arm took the action whilst Murderous covered him. @boringgit went down as he had lived, on his feet and with dignity. Strong Arm didn't flinch or fuss. He has proved his credentials and The Godfather will be rewarding him.

I haven't heard from The Cleaner or The GC's Host. I assume the hit was cleaned up although I understand The Cleaner was unable to be in the area, at the time, due to a misunderstanding with some men in a dark uniform *cough*. Something about talking too much?

One botched hit. Which is lucky, given Mysterious's importance to The Family. One clean hit, which restored Murderous's reputation and standing.

Be sure to congratulate Strong Arm and Mysterious if you see them about.

We are very pleased with them

Donna Forte