1. Hole in one
2. Underwear
3. Online game
4. Believe
5. Good information
From here
6. Times Square
From here
7. Handsome
8. Slow Down.
9. Nokia
From here
10 Three Piece Suite
11. Blue Movie
12. Don't talk back
13. Kiss and makeup
14. All for one and one for all.
15. Potatoes
16. Painless operation
17. Gross injustice
18. What goes up must go down.
19 Long time no see.
20 Paradise Lost
From here
Tuesday, 11 October 2011
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
A Random Twitquiz post!
I wanted a place to store the theme to a Twitquiz. This is it!!
Obviously, the theme is 'Fictional Bears'!
1. Brer Bear
2. Corduroy
3. Rupert Bear
4. Winkie
5. Paddington Bear
6. Buster Bear
7. Jasper The Bear (also at the top of the page!)
8. Bungle (Rainbow)
9. Barney Bear.
10. Shako (2000AD)
11. Ralph (Liberty Meadows)
Thursday, 10 September 2009
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
Vegas
Last night saw the biggest hit The Family have undertaken so far. There will be promotions once The Godfather finds out! Again, Murderous acted on her own initiative and kept Family loyalty in full sight! She's a good worker, and will be getting a dip in The Godfather's tub at the next Family Party!
Knowing one of the Family had been banged up by some straight judge, Murderous had a few words with our Shyster, to see if we could spring her. Miss Fritton has been banged up for the last 5 years. On account of a slip up made by an ex-Family member who overlooked a jury member in the 'bribe or die' push. Miss Fritton has been very helpful to The Family and Murderous knew a bit of loyalty wouldn't go amiss.
Murderous spoke with our Shyster, who worked out an alibi with a helpful member of the public (there's always room for more Family memebers, if you are reading this). He agreed to testify that Miss Fritton was busy with him at the time. As a gentleman, he was unwilling to go into detail about the actual activities, thus sparing him and Miss Fritton the danger of a perjury case!
Turns out the screws were happy to increase their wages that week and a blind eye was turned towards Miss Fritton's cell window! You'll all remember how The Family first met Miss Fritton when she was touring with the West Country Cirus and Pasty Company, as chief highwire and trapeze act. It was a swift swing on the sheets and a leap into her gentleman friend's arms and she was away. If you are asked where she is, you think she is still banged up. She'll moved quietly back when the heat is off. The helpful member of the public is welcome to approach The Godfather anytime he wants help from The Family, as thanks for his loyalty.
Talking of favours, one was called in by @Ourmissingcat. No prizes for guessing what the favour was! Kitty was last seen on a plane to Vegas. Some useful men were sent to stop Kitty at the airport, but she slipped by. I have been asked, by The Godfather, to find out how a small domestic pet can get past several large men in dark suits and shades. He wonders if we shall need to replace some broken machinary.
The boys had messed up, so Murderous took Imperial Arm with her and set off to track Kitty down. They followed her tracks to a joint in Vegas. She was at some blackjack table with a bunch of high rollers. Seems the Vegas boys were out of town, that night, as the two operatives managed to get inside the building with no questions asked. Murderous did the old stage routine and, while the dealer was busy taking in the goods, Imperial took the table goods! No goons in sight, they picked up the manager and explained his life expectancy to him. He was happy to open the safe and sit quietly while Murderous and Imperial brought Kitty and the kitty home with them.
You all know Murderous is a party girl and, when they got home, Imperial dropped her off for a meet with a hired gun. He isn't known to many of The Family, but we have heard good things about him. I understand the meeting took all night and Murderous managed to make it very clear just how worth his while and entertaining co-operating with the Family will be for him. Anyone needs the new Hired Gun, go speak to Murderous.
We got some very grateful members of the public out there who got Kitty back. Imperial Arm and Murderous Moll got themselves more respect from The Godfather and The Family has made an impression on other joints.
A good night's work.
Donna Forte
Knowing one of the Family had been banged up by some straight judge, Murderous had a few words with our Shyster, to see if we could spring her. Miss Fritton has been banged up for the last 5 years. On account of a slip up made by an ex-Family member who overlooked a jury member in the 'bribe or die' push. Miss Fritton has been very helpful to The Family and Murderous knew a bit of loyalty wouldn't go amiss.
Murderous spoke with our Shyster, who worked out an alibi with a helpful member of the public (there's always room for more Family memebers, if you are reading this). He agreed to testify that Miss Fritton was busy with him at the time. As a gentleman, he was unwilling to go into detail about the actual activities, thus sparing him and Miss Fritton the danger of a perjury case!
Turns out the screws were happy to increase their wages that week and a blind eye was turned towards Miss Fritton's cell window! You'll all remember how The Family first met Miss Fritton when she was touring with the West Country Cirus and Pasty Company, as chief highwire and trapeze act. It was a swift swing on the sheets and a leap into her gentleman friend's arms and she was away. If you are asked where she is, you think she is still banged up. She'll moved quietly back when the heat is off. The helpful member of the public is welcome to approach The Godfather anytime he wants help from The Family, as thanks for his loyalty.
Talking of favours, one was called in by @Ourmissingcat. No prizes for guessing what the favour was! Kitty was last seen on a plane to Vegas. Some useful men were sent to stop Kitty at the airport, but she slipped by. I have been asked, by The Godfather, to find out how a small domestic pet can get past several large men in dark suits and shades. He wonders if we shall need to replace some broken machinary.
The boys had messed up, so Murderous took Imperial Arm with her and set off to track Kitty down. They followed her tracks to a joint in Vegas. She was at some blackjack table with a bunch of high rollers. Seems the Vegas boys were out of town, that night, as the two operatives managed to get inside the building with no questions asked. Murderous did the old stage routine and, while the dealer was busy taking in the goods, Imperial took the table goods! No goons in sight, they picked up the manager and explained his life expectancy to him. He was happy to open the safe and sit quietly while Murderous and Imperial brought Kitty and the kitty home with them.
You all know Murderous is a party girl and, when they got home, Imperial dropped her off for a meet with a hired gun. He isn't known to many of The Family, but we have heard good things about him. I understand the meeting took all night and Murderous managed to make it very clear just how worth his while and entertaining co-operating with the Family will be for him. Anyone needs the new Hired Gun, go speak to Murderous.
We got some very grateful members of the public out there who got Kitty back. Imperial Arm and Murderous Moll got themselves more respect from The Godfather and The Family has made an impression on other joints.
A good night's work.
Donna Forte
Tuesday, 1 September 2009
Hit Report
Just to keep everyone up to speed, gossipwise, I shall post reports on hits, gains and losses. Last night saw some reportworthy movements.
There was a bit of trouble between two Family members. The Mysterious Mole leaned on The Cleaner to support a bit of action she was involved in. The Cleaner took offence and recruited the assistance of a Moll. This has confused The Godfather a little. He has asked me to find out why a Moll was recruited, rather than a Gunslinger or Goon. He will be asking questions.
Murderous Moll put on her best frock and went to see the hit. Unknown to Murderous Mysterious has a guard dog. This mutt has been trained in protection tactics and used them to delay and disable the HitMoll. Mysterious is still a useful part of the Family, so its damn lucky the mutt did his thing.
Murderous Moll reported back to The Cleaner. Nothing needing moving that evening.
Now, you know how it is. You get one hit, you get forty-seven. Murderous was right in the mood for a successful termination and who should she happen upon but Strong Arm, just waiting for an opportunity to prove his loyalty to The Family. Murderous offered him an opportunity to come along with her and do just that. This being his first hit, she no doubt carried her favourate blade with her (it's usually in her knickerleg, if ya should need to know). He was up for his first blood and full fledged membership of the Family.
Murderous and Strong Arm tracked down @boringgit in the back alley behind The Gentleman's Club. Strong Arm took the action whilst Murderous covered him. @boringgit went down as he had lived, on his feet and with dignity. Strong Arm didn't flinch or fuss. He has proved his credentials and The Godfather will be rewarding him.
I haven't heard from The Cleaner or The GC's Host. I assume the hit was cleaned up although I understand The Cleaner was unable to be in the area, at the time, due to a misunderstanding with some men in a dark uniform *cough*. Something about talking too much?
One botched hit. Which is lucky, given Mysterious's importance to The Family. One clean hit, which restored Murderous's reputation and standing.
Be sure to congratulate Strong Arm and Mysterious if you see them about.
We are very pleased with them
Donna Forte
There was a bit of trouble between two Family members. The Mysterious Mole leaned on The Cleaner to support a bit of action she was involved in. The Cleaner took offence and recruited the assistance of a Moll. This has confused The Godfather a little. He has asked me to find out why a Moll was recruited, rather than a Gunslinger or Goon. He will be asking questions.
Murderous Moll put on her best frock and went to see the hit. Unknown to Murderous Mysterious has a guard dog. This mutt has been trained in protection tactics and used them to delay and disable the HitMoll. Mysterious is still a useful part of the Family, so its damn lucky the mutt did his thing.
Murderous Moll reported back to The Cleaner. Nothing needing moving that evening.
Now, you know how it is. You get one hit, you get forty-seven. Murderous was right in the mood for a successful termination and who should she happen upon but Strong Arm, just waiting for an opportunity to prove his loyalty to The Family. Murderous offered him an opportunity to come along with her and do just that. This being his first hit, she no doubt carried her favourate blade with her (it's usually in her knickerleg, if ya should need to know). He was up for his first blood and full fledged membership of the Family.
Murderous and Strong Arm tracked down @boringgit in the back alley behind The Gentleman's Club. Strong Arm took the action whilst Murderous covered him. @boringgit went down as he had lived, on his feet and with dignity. Strong Arm didn't flinch or fuss. He has proved his credentials and The Godfather will be rewarding him.
I haven't heard from The Cleaner or The GC's Host. I assume the hit was cleaned up although I understand The Cleaner was unable to be in the area, at the time, due to a misunderstanding with some men in a dark uniform *cough*. Something about talking too much?
One botched hit. Which is lucky, given Mysterious's importance to The Family. One clean hit, which restored Murderous's reputation and standing.
Be sure to congratulate Strong Arm and Mysterious if you see them about.
We are very pleased with them
Donna Forte
Friday, 28 August 2009
Wotcha Peeps! Gunsliger 'Wicked Mickey D' Here! aka @KermitMash
Now I know you're all itchin' to get your hands on me weapons, but you're all gonna have to wait your turn. I am currently scrutinisin' all your credentials and will be dishin' 'em out as soon as I've got a match for you's.
In the meantime, please try to spread as much fear an' terror of the Twitter-Illegitimati as you's can.......it will make our takeover easier......
Now I know you're all itchin' to get your hands on me weapons, but you're all gonna have to wait your turn. I am currently scrutinisin' all your credentials and will be dishin' 'em out as soon as I've got a match for you's.
In the meantime, please try to spread as much fear an' terror of the Twitter-Illegitimati as you's can.......it will make our takeover easier......
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Personnel
The following list is subject to sudden change following.... oh.... I don't know...... disagreements about how things are shared out, maybe? Stuff like that?
@SongoftheOss ................Godfather
@the_apostate ................Anti-Pope
@LindseysMum .................Momma
@ThisStarChild ...............Donna Forte
@LindseytheFirst .....Her Lordship, Ambassidor To The Free Nations
@KermitMash ..................Gunslinger and Amourer
@Grizzlyfish .................Mysterious Mole
@NickiG57 ....................Murderous Moll
@MandyPandy32 ................Multi-skilled Moll
@TheRoyalDragon ..............Strong Arm
@PA161Warrior ................Goon
@ShawnCGeorge ...............Goon
@frannykirbs ................Chief Getaway Driver
@troublebrother .............Getaway Driver and Frightener
@geekgirl444 ................Assassin
@Axels_Angst........Godfather's younger brother and general Roue
@piginthepoke ...............Fixer
@ajnancarrow ................The Cleaner
@MrsWahooPooh ...............The Concrete Cobbler
@sickkid_pt2 ................Gentleman's Club Host
@_CorruptedAngel ............Shyster
@cakey ......................Donna di Vita
@belle_lulu .................The Fence
@RedDandy ...................The Hitman
@Whatever_Ista ..............The Banker
@MissMFritton ...............The Convincer
@starchildluke ..............'The Viscount' - Bagman
@SongoftheOss ................Godfather
@the_apostate ................Anti-Pope
@LindseysMum .................Momma
@ThisStarChild ...............Donna Forte
@LindseytheFirst .....Her Lordship, Ambassidor To The Free Nations
@KermitMash ..................Gunslinger and Amourer
@Grizzlyfish .................Mysterious Mole
@NickiG57 ....................Murderous Moll
@MandyPandy32 ................Multi-skilled Moll
@TheRoyalDragon ..............Strong Arm
@PA161Warrior ................Goon
@ShawnCGeorge ...............Goon
@frannykirbs ................Chief Getaway Driver
@troublebrother .............Getaway Driver and Frightener
@geekgirl444 ................Assassin
@Axels_Angst........Godfather's younger brother and general Roue
@piginthepoke ...............Fixer
@ajnancarrow ................The Cleaner
@MrsWahooPooh ...............The Concrete Cobbler
@sickkid_pt2 ................Gentleman's Club Host
@_CorruptedAngel ............Shyster
@cakey ......................Donna di Vita
@belle_lulu .................The Fence
@RedDandy ...................The Hitman
@Whatever_Ista ..............The Banker
@MissMFritton ...............The Convincer
@starchildluke ..............'The Viscount' - Bagman
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